Mom, I Will Not Be Mad if You Are a Secret Scottish Duchess

The unexpected star of my 2024 Christmas binge? Lacey Chabert. I knew her as Gretchen Weiners from Mean Girls and the cute little girl on Party of Five, but I wasn't aware that she has slowly been building an empire over on the Hallmark Channel. After I finished Hot Frosty, Netflix suggested A Merry Scottish Christmas, also starring Chabert. I was so impressed with her ability to make completely implausible dialogue sound natural that I figured I'd check out more of her catalogue. Besides, I'm a sucker for a Scottish castle, so why not?

I will admit that when I saw the poster for this, I assumed that Lacey Chabert would be falling in love with her one-time costar Scott Wolf. Instead, she's falling for a charming Scottish Mac (James Robinson) who speaks only in pithy aphorisms like *ahem* *puts on thick Scottish accent* "Sometimes in order to take a step forward, you have to take a step back." I kept thinking he looked familiar, and lo and behold, he's young William Wallace from Braveheart! All grown up! He and all the other Scots in this movie spend their time telling Lindsay and Brad that, in fact, they really like the aristocracy, and they totally support the system of monarchical control. And of course, it's totally fine that Lindsay and Brad are Americans! It's the blood that matters, not actually knowing the land and its people and history! I'm no expert on Scottish history, but, uh, Braveheart probably wouldn't stand for this. Brad and his wife are ready to strap on the family crest and commit to being royals, but Lindsay needs a little convincing. It comes in the form of ten minutes of Scottish history presentations, including a whiskey tasting and some Shetland ponies.

My opinion of Lacey Chabert has skyrocketed this Christmas season because she has really found her calling as a Hallmark heroine. She has this way of cocking her head when something truly ridiculous is happening that says, "I don't quite believe you, but there's no need to think too hard about it now." Netflix has been kind enough to furnish their platform with lots of her movies, so I'm sure I'll dig deeper into her catalog soon. I also liked that this movie was kind of about how easy it is to lose touch with your siblings as adults, and that some relationships are worth putting in a little extra work. Could you watch this with your grandma? Absolutely. While you're at it, interrogate her about her past: maybe she'll reveal that she's a secret Scottish duchess, and you too can live out your castle-related dreams.

Do you think the Scots would welcome a bunch of Americans to own their castles and rule their people? Let me know!